found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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