I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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