Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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