She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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