New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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