You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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