honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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