Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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