I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Farmville is her only friend.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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