doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
