watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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