What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I'm really busy with my period
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