Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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