We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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