No, you can still breathe under the balls.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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