singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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