i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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