i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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