But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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