I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Someone shit on the floor
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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