I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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