I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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