hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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