i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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