You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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