Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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