Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
third nipple confirmed
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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