We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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