White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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