in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
What a dumb baby whore.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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