it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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