they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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