so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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