JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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