I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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