Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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