found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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