So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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