I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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