Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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