Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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