She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
