Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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