went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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