evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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