worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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