I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
