youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I could fuck to npr.
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