just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
