You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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